So my sister emails this from Brisbane saying “Thought you guys would love to see the new Aussie pet in our complex – this was taken on Wednesday in Sue’s garden.”
What I want to know is “if that was Wednesday, where is it NOW?”. Oh, and I am never visiting you in Brisbane again. I know this country is full of snakes, I just don’t want any proof, ever, not even the non-poisonous ones! Snakephobia rules.