So my sister emails this from Brisbane and says “Thought you guys would love to see the new Aussie pet in our complex – this was taken on Wednesday in Sue’s (neighbour’s) garden.”
What I want to know is “if that was Wednesday, where is it NOW?”. Oh, and I am never visiting you or Brisbane again. I know this country is full of snakes, I just don’t want any proof, ever! Snakephobia rules.